{"id":33043,"date":"2013-03-01T13:26:37","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T12:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/monteonline.ru\/blog-ru\/smeshnoy-chernogorskiy-yazik\/"},"modified":"2023-01-02T20:22:52","modified_gmt":"2023-01-02T19:22:52","slug":"smeshnoy-chernogorskiy-yazik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/blog\/smeshnoy-chernogorskiy-yazik\/","title":{"rendered":"Smije\u0161an crnogorski jezik (1. dio)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crnogorski jezik ima mnogo smije\u0161nih ili \u010dak nas, rusko govore\u0107ih, rije\u010di gura u divlju sramotu \ud83d\ude42 Veoma je zanimljivo uporediti zna\u010denja crnogorskih\/srpskih fraza i rije\u010di sa ruskim. Dakle, \u017eelio bih podijeliti s vama neke od ovih primjera:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Pukovnik<\/strong> \u2013 uop\u0161te nije pukovnik koji &quot;prdi&quot;;<br \/>\n<strong>2. Zagrim <\/strong>\u2013 ne zna\u010di da \u0107u te sada uhvatiti za grlo, ve\u0107 naprotiv \u2013 &quot;grlim&quot;;<br \/>\n<strong>3. Zaednitsa <\/strong>\u2013 je veoma smije\u0161na rije\u010d, ali ima dosadno zna\u010denje \u2013 \u201ezajednica\u201c;<br \/>\n<strong>4. Nilski konj<\/strong> \u2013 nilski konj (ispostavilo se da nilski konj nije obi\u010dan!);<br \/>\n<strong>5. Morska propusnica<\/strong> \u2013 \u201eajkula\u201c (mogu zamisliti Crnogorce kako vi\u010du za ajkulom \u2013 \u201eO, ti morski vuk!\u201c);<br \/>\n<strong>6. Riblya chorba<\/strong> \u2013 je samo &quot;uho&quot;;<br \/>\n<strong>7. Ja sam pukla<\/strong> \u2013 ima stra\u0161nije zna\u010denje nego \u0161to biste mo\u017eda pomislili \u2013 \u201eLud sam\u201c;<br \/>\n<strong>8. Ja sam Debeo<\/strong> \u2013 ne govori o mentalnom razvoju, ve\u0107 o fizi\u010dkoj spremnosti \u2013 \u201eDebeo\/la sam\u201c;<br \/>\n<strong>9. Maniac<\/strong> \u2013 deficit (da, na primjer, u sovjetsko vrijeme, ljudi koji su jurili deficite bili su mani\u010dno skloni!);<br \/>\n<strong>10. Trbuh <\/strong>\u2013 \u201e\u017eivot\u201c (sje\u0107ate se u filmu \u201eIvan Vasiljevi\u010d mijenja profesiju\u201c car je rekao: \u201eO, pohotna bubuljico, pitaj za \u017eivot ili smrt bojarovu \u017eenu!\u201c);<br \/>\n<strong>11. I sam sam \u0161tetan<\/strong> \u2013 ima potpuno suprotno(!) zna\u010denje \u2013 \u201eJa sam vrijedan, dobar\u201c;<br \/>\n<strong>12. Majka Ezik<\/strong> \u2013 \u201ematernji jezik\u201c, tj. jezik koji je ne\u010dija majka nau\u010dila (nije jasno za\u0161to je ova fraza kod nas dobila druga\u010dije zna\u010denje!);<br \/>\n<strong>13. \u017densko ime &quot;Dragana&quot;<\/strong> \u2013 nije izvedeno od rije\u010di \u201ezmaj\u201c, ve\u0107 od rije\u010di \u201edraga\u201c, tj. skup;<br \/>\n<strong>14. Mu\u0161ko ime &quot;Hot&quot;<\/strong> \u2013 kad si na pla\u017ei, nemoj glasno vikati kako je vru\u0107e, ina\u010de \u0107e se odmah pojaviti neki Crnogorac po imenu \u017darko \ud83d\ude09 ;<br \/>\n<strong>15. Majica <\/strong>\u2013 zna\u010di &quot;mama&quot; ili &quot;majka&quot;, budu\u0107i da se rije\u010d &quot;mama&quot; koristi i u crnogorskom jeziku. Ali rije\u010d &quot;mayka&quot; na crnogorskom je \u2013 &quot;maychitsa&quot;;<br \/>\n<strong>16. Ja sam Shetam<\/strong> \u2013 ne zna\u010di da negdje lutam, ve\u0107 potpuno bezopasno \u201ehodam\u201c;<br \/>\n<strong>17. &quot;Jebana s dlakom na vratu&quot;<\/strong> \u2013 samo nemoj misliti da ovdje bezobzirno psujem, \u2013 je samo naslov knjige &quot;Prohujalo s vihorom&quot; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>To je sve za danas \ud83d\ude42 Sa\u010dekajte drugi dio!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0412 \u0447\u0435\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0440\u0441\u043a\u043e\u043c \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0435 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u043d\u0435\u043c\u0430\u043b\u043e \u0441\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0434\u0430\u0436\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0433\u0430\u044e\u0449\u0438\u0445 \u043d\u0430\u0441, \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u044f\u0437\u044b\u0447\u043d\u044b\u0445, \u0432 \u0434\u0438\u043a\u043e\u0435 \u0441\u043c\u0443\u0449\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435, \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432 \ud83d\ude42 \u041e\u0447\u0435\u043d\u044c \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0441\u043d\u043e \u0441\u0440\u0430\u0432\u043d\u0438\u0432\u0430\u0442\u044c \u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0447\u0435\u0440\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0440\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0445\/\u0441\u0435\u0440\u0431\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0445 \u0444\u0440\u0430\u0437 \u0438 \u0441\u043b\u043e\u0432 \u0441 \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0438\u043c\u0438. \u0418\u0442\u0430\u043a, \u044f \u0431\u044b \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u0435\u043b\u0438\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0441 \u0432\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u043d\u0435\u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u043c\u0438 \u0442\u0430\u043a\u0438\u043c\u0438 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0430\u043c\u0438: 1. \u041f\u0443\u043a\u043e\u0432\u043d\u0438\u043a &#8211; \u0441\u043e\u0432\u0435\u0440\u0448\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e \u043d\u0435 &#8220;\u043f\u0443\u043a\u0430\u044e\u0449\u0438\u0439&#8221; \u043f\u043e\u043b\u043a\u043e\u0432\u043d\u0438\u043a; 2. \u0417\u0430\u0433\u0440\u043b\u0438\u043c &#8211; \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 \u043d\u0435 \u0442\u043e, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u0442\u0435\u0431\u044f \u0441\u0435\u0439\u0447\u0430\u0441 \u0437\u0430 \u0433\u043e\u0440\u043b\u043e [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":33044,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[162],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33656,"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33043\/revisions\/33656"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/monteonline.org\/sr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33043"}],"curies":[{"name":"radni list","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}